Know O Prince

That there was a time undreamed of when the spires of shining towns reached to the heavens of the County of Jefferson and the untamed world was ruled by steel and magic. There was Warrior, Mount Olive, Morris, Gardendale with it's deep tombs of commercialised wizardry at low-low prices, Fultondale with it's glittering riches and recently built shopping center, County Line where shadows clustered among the mysterious forrest gloom. Proudest of all stood Birmingham, heart of trade and home of high magic and great riches. Hither came Jesse the Traffidian, cock-eyed, Lennon-Haired, movie replica sword in hand, a nerd, a slacker, a gamer, unemployed, with miniscule wit and miniscule attention, to tread the shiny thrones of the earth beneath his velcroe-lace shoes. Jesse the Shirker, who would someday become king by his own hand...




THE LEGEND


THE SHEEP